From the Book - First edition.
TB or not TB : perfect attendance nuts don't care
Poseable Jesus meets Poser Ken
Let's go see "Gobbler" up at the funeral home
High school musical triumphs : dreams 1, snot 0
Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
My manservant can kick your ass
Playing "the bingo" with a-Cissy and a-Bobby
Airlines serving up one hot mess
Gladys Kravitz would've loved her some Facebook
Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
Jon & Kate plus 8 better without the kids
Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
What? Your preacher doesn't stand on a bucket?
Chances of getting in the hall of fame? Very rare
When Celia met Sally : a convertible love story
I want to be a Margo, but I'm really a Sha-nae-nae
It is what it @#$%-̂ing is
No TV? I'll put my carbon footprint up your behind
Checkerboard dreams : shaggin' with the (sorta) stars
Get yer wassail on, it's carolin' time
Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
Japanese moms, meet most honorable Uncrustables
Strapped for cash? Try cat whisperin'
Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to be cheaters
Epilogue : the future is bloody well decided : or is it?
