By the time you read this

The manual

With stars on

Try not to be a wimp

Teabags bursting with hormones

Fact: humiliations will only get worse with age

There's a good way and a bad way to do it

Do as I say, not as I did

Have life will travel

Believe in yourself

Keep moving

Take a risk

Do we ever really grow up?

Our song

The best

You never get used to being the lamppost

Mistakes are okay

Do something silly

Your longest chapter, my shortest.