Once I was cool: personal essays

Stop reading and listen --

Totally not ethical --

Channel B --

Under your feet they go on growing --

Kick MS --

It seems our time has run out, Dr. Jones --

The domino effect --

Wake the goddamn world --

The right kind of water --

The walls would be rubble --

My daughter can read just fine --

Juggle what? --

Who wants the shot --

Felt like something --

A third of your life --

Those who were there --

How to say the right thing when there's no right thing to say --

I bop --

Degrees --

The "OMG we have to write about this" look --

Can I buy you a drink? --

We are fine --

Dragons so huge --

The art of the excuse --

NICE --

This is scary and here I go --

An essay about essays --

A room of one's own in the middle of everything.